Monday, September 6, 2010

Hey.

I haven't posted in like 4 months.
I'm sorry.
...
No, I'm totally not.
I just have been caught up with comics, and comics, and comics...
and video games....
okay, I have no excuse.
But whatever, I am doing fine, and so is Bass Hero, the comic I am working on now.
A couple of days ago I drew so much that my wrist was screaming.
It was all "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
Okay, not really, but close.
*CHOMPS TOAST*
Okay. Bye.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Bored.

Boreditty bored bored...


BORED

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Oreos...

I am hungry for COOKIES. I like cookies. Especially oreos...and peanut butter...and chocolate chip...and chocolate...and key lime...and lemon meringue.....mmm....cookies......

Friday, May 14, 2010

Shame(less)fully entertained.

I am so bored. No one is talking to me. My best friend, Tony, got his face totally stepped on today. It was kinda funny. His lip started bleeding and yeah...kinda boring. Oh well. I haven't posted in a while. And for everyone who likes the comics I sell, well, great for you! You have good sense.

Awesomeness tip #3: Have at least one awesome talent. Like art, or dancing, or something or other.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Bored.

Yeah. Probably by the title of this post you can tell that it's gonna be a pretty boring post. I'm always bored, OK?! Live with it. The only way to cure my boredom is to do stuff, and sometimes I search up funny videos on Utube. (See below.) One of the reasons I'm bored is that I have the freakin' stomach flu. I've puked my guts up like 10 times and I can barely eat anything with a flavor. You better be hopin' I feel better.

#2. Don't get fat. I mean, seriously, man. I wouldn't know, but you probably do not wanta be Mr. Lardo walkin' down the hall.


-Joey

Yet another entertainment break!

Entertainment break!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Science project

Well, today we had a science project due with my friends. Luckily, our teacher let us work in class.
Which explains why I'm in a good mood.
Our team worked like mad. All except this one kid who's got diabetes, so he was gone almost the whole period. You can safely say that this is one school project that I didn't screw up. Which is yet another reason I'm awesome. Speaking of which. Every post I make, I will type up a tip on how to be almost as awesome as me.

#1: Be invincible, even if you're gushing blood and feel like you'll pass out any moment. Be cool and act like it doesn't hurt.(Look, a year or so ago, when I was less awesome, I didn't follow this, it is important!)

-Joey

Monday, April 5, 2010

I am bored.

So someone tell me how to get my life a little exciting. I am so bored out of my skull. A couple of friends and I hung out. I am bored. SOMEONE HELP.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Easter

Easter today. We went to church, hung around, had a huge dinner and everything. I guess there's nothin' left to say.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

I ♥ Maximum ride.

I read the Maximum Ride series and I tell you, IT'S AWESOME! I can't believe the amount of great descriptive language and action that's in it! I finished The Angel Experiment in just a day! I'm reading Schools Out-Forever right now and I'm on chapter 100. Comment on Maximum Ride and more!

Friday, April 2, 2010

What the heck?

Spring break started today. WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GETTING SO MANY BREAKS FOR?! OH well. I'm not complaining. Fell for Google's April fools day joke where they said that the city of Topeka changed it's name to Google, so Google changed it's name for the day to topeka. I totally fell for it. Drat you, Google.
Google is all knowing.
Google knows where you live, it even knows the location of this blog and it watches us every day. IT KNOWS SO MUCH WE NEED TO DESTROY IT AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!
Lmao just joking. Bye.

-Joey

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

A list.

1. I am awesome.

2. I am nearsighted.

3. I am waiting like mad for summer.

4. I am still bored.

6. My friends are nutcases.

7. You don't know me.

8. And you are so stupid you didn't even notice number 5.

9. And I bet you just scrolled up to see one.

11. But now you are angry at me cos there wasn't a number 5.

12. But you are also laughing at your stupidity.

12. You just noticed I'm skipping and repeating numbers

13. Put this on your myspace, facebook, or goodreads profile if you fell for it.

1,000,000,000. And you know you did.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Heyo world!

Hello! I haz a blog!
I am Joey and I am awesome...
that just about sums it up.